
Anurag G
Big Bike Boy
VII Sem, CSE
If you see a dude with glasses on a fancy bike randomly roasting people with the most cryptic references, you’ve unfortunately encountered savage boi Anurag.
He's one weird dude. The following will prove why,
He's one of those guys who pretends to have screwed up the tests and exams and declares that he's not studied one bit and somehow ends up with a CGPA over 9 at the end of it all.
If you want "life advice", do not approach this dude because 6 hours is apparently too long (that's what she said). He did mention this in a two-truths one-lie game, so it be unclear. And yes, he's got very peculiar taste, Yampa mayo be a fan favourite.
It's unclear how he got into the English section on the board because popular opinion suggests that he's much better at Kannada than English. And of course, his favourite font is *comic sans*.
He's really into sports and is a huge English literature nerd. Ask him anything about Soccer or Shakespeare, you know you're gonna get a monologue about it all.
He's also a huge CSK fan and will plug his 7-Thalla jokes/references at any given opportunity. He also loves them bikes and will throw random bike terminology at you.
If you follow him on Instagram, you know for a fact that he's into some weird stuff. Any creepy, random, dark post will certainly have his name under the liked list. For some reason, multiple 9/11 posts are always on his feed, again, unclear why :') His feed is also full of sigma male posts and you know for a fact that this guy can rant about Animal for hours. But agrees with the vast majority about Midnights being his favourite album and is a shy Swifty. He also definitely believes in destiny and goes by the mantra, " If life gives you a sign not to go somewhere (being a lil sick before going somewhere), do not go, or you shall face consequences (I shall not specify the consequences, it’s up for conjecture).
He's extremely into action games, you know for a fact that this dude has hay day and choices on his phone. And he loves editing videos, and absolutely loves Adobe editing platforms, but Kinemaster is his camp. His movie choices, again, very questionable. He said, and I quote, "I like wasting money." And then has a letterbox account that he's very proud of. He watches a wide range of movies from very serious maid crisis to Lord of the Rings and this range is confusing to say the least.
He also holds grudges, so beware of the wrath of Anurag, if he gives you a movie or show suggestion, watch it. Do not watch it after someone else suggests it after Anurag ji eats your head about it.
When I asked Anurag for content to write this belt, he said an extremely long sentence, the only things I understood were random keywords.
Keywordslist = [“award", "future seeing", "philosophical thoughts"]
Even though this description of Anurag is very accurate, one major detail that's missed out is the fact that you can never get bored talking to this guy. Most of the content in this belt is literally from a single conversation on the scooter, lol. He's an extremely fun (and a really sweet, yes, sweet) guy and the more you talk to him, the more you realise how crazy, fun, nonsensical yet sane he is.