Ara Ara, I (Code name: Lajimolala) have been keeping a close eye on this individual, acting on behalf of the Yampa Table, due to a significant threat posed to Eddie-La security and the innocence of the vast majority, constituting 99.99999999999999999% of the population, excluding her. We refer to her as Sudakka/Chinni/Manager Madame/Bully/Arsonnya, though my personal preference is simply Sudakka, since 4 AM on December 3rd, 2023; previously, she was dubbed 'Manager Madame' owing to her poor management skills (my salary is still pending 😭- 100,000 SaBun ▲ (Sudakka SaBun he kya…)))

I've gathered quite a bit of information about her, possibly enough to publish the first instalment of the Chronicles of Sudakka (and consequently, face grave threats laden with guilt traps, which may include revealing the names of my imaginary girlfriends concocted in her delululoka and more).

She possesses many talents, to the extent that Lord Ananta contemplated elevating her to a goddess-like status after witnessing her involvement in numerous activities. It's quite impressive… from playing the veena in front of the Mysuru palace, to her melodious Carnatic ragas that compelled her teacher to postpone concerts, to her remarkable literary prowess, particularly in Kannada grammar, her role as a matchmaker for the English section boys, her volunteer work at an NGO, and her penchant for gossiping to such an extent that they had to rename the movie 'The Day After Tomorrow' to 'The Day After Sudakka’s Gossips End'.

At the end of the day, Sudakka is Sudakka, neither impersonating a doom-predicting MBBS doctor treating fellow Eddies nor a highly trained paan connoisseur from Banaras with a special knack for Sunna (lime). Here's to her quirky journey ahead, filled with 119-type surprises, laughter, and hopefully, a sitcom-like story as unique as she is!