EdBoard\Members> generate_info -o
-o options
-d dramatic
-nd non-dramatic

EdBoard\Memberst> generate_info -nd Sharmilee

Specimen Name: Sharmilee S S
Specimen Alias: 10^ (-3)
Specimen Highlights: Performed the Macarena alone on stage in a completely filled IS Seminar Hall while wearing an air hostess costume.
Specimen Attributes: smol, evil-looking
Specimen Department: EI (Pronounced Eyyy by specimen, in the most intimidating way possible)

Non-dramatic Intro: The Gossip Council of the college is in its weekly meeting as the members discuss all the events that have transpired. Fun, frolic and laughter abound when someone notices a shadow. A small silhouette emerges into the room, and everyone falls deathly silent. Murmurs of “It’s Sharmilee” fill the room, and the council collectively gasps. “Here is the weekly report. It has all the gossip of the week from all semesters and branches. I’ve not missed a single event; our members have been hard at work, Sharmilee”, says a person, handing over a folder to Sharmilee, hands trembling. After reading the contents, Sharmilee gives the council a nod of approval. “It’s good to go. We can circulate this across college”. The council heaves a sigh of relief.

Description: Sharmilee, fondly called Milee (and Milli by some) is a ball of energy and an integral part of the Editorial Board. If you think she looks tiny, innocent and harmless, I’m afraid you’ve fallen straight into her trap. Need I say more about this lass who is rumoured to carry a ‘weapon’ in her handbag? An Eddie called her wholesome once, probably by mistake. No one has dared to do that since.
Milee is a Swiss knife, a comparison that would make her grin like the Cheshire cat, in typical Milee fashion. Art, dance, MCing, Gundagiri, she’s got it all!
Milee loves all the “doggos” in college, with their weird names and all. She will pet them, rub their bellies and whisper strange mantras into their ears. She can even tickle them!
Another feather in her hat is her ability to switch between accents. Is it going to be a posh accent, a “chapri” one, or even Mallu? You will never be able to wager a guess. Her storytelling accent is amusing, to say the least. These theatrics are especially useful during her narrations of scary stories and tales. And while threatening the innocent seniors of The Editorial Board, whom she, unfortunately, has no fear of. The aforementioned seniors are well aware of your exceptional baking skills, Milee. We want brownies. Thanks.
While she is dangerous and evil, Milee is a person we all love and adore. Smart and as sharp as a “chaaku”, she’s confident, dependable, sweet (sometimes) and a good friend. I was not forced to say this. This Milli makes us all Centi.

EdBoard\Members> generate_info -d Sir_Edit_A_Lot

Dramatic Intro: Sir Edit-A-Lot is the Editorial Board’s best-kept secret. He is notorious for ^C ^C ^C

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